fezzingly:

there’s always that one friend you constantly make inappropriate sexual humour with

tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

clannyphantom:

MY MOM BROKE A KNIFE WHILE COOKING AND SHE SENT ME THIS PHOTO AND I H A D A PAnIC ATACK

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gifboss:

Mistakes were made


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assume:

you’re as irrelevant as “ueue” in the word “queue”


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spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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katerinadoppelpetrova:

Harry Potter Creatures

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macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

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dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

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spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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eldritchdisiple:

punkrightsactivist:

wecansexy:

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lindseybluth:

jeffreyeugenides:

only $16. have fun in hell, sweeties(: 

I BEAT MANNING

$33

haha i always like to do this every time it pops up. i’m at $78 dollars now, LMAOOO

$92.50 im trash

55.50 rake dat money in

$8 lol at my life

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