(Source: lanadelcoast)

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

straaya:

Im such a great friend

hoechbeard:

bussykiller:

your selfiesimage

highly anticipated and wildly popular? you’re right


onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:

ilovemyskinbeauty:

o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

Reblog every time

Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

What is this from?

did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

(Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3)

fuckyeahclaryfray:

I HAD TO.  I COULDN’T RESIST! :’)

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle


calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

(Source: take-49)

guccier:

haaarryyy:

oh my god is that harry styles with blond hair?

WHAT THE FUCK

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!


sherlockedwithloki:

mischiefmanagedin221b:

please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

(Source: buzzfeed)

(Source: sniffing)

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.