i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly
did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix.
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr
1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera
cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first
no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”